Look Me in the Eye, Dan Gilbert

For the purpose of not getting sued by Metro Detroit's richest and most powerful man, please consider this satire, or at the very least completely unsubstantiated, which it is. I'm sure Dan Gilbert is a really great guy who has no eye contact issues. I heard from a colleague who formerly worked at a venue in downtown Detroit that when Dan Gilbert comes to an event, the staff of the venue receives a set of specific instructions to be followed while in the company of their esteemed guest. While there were a couple specifics rattled off that had to do considerations of security etc, the one that was the most surprising to me was that Mr. Gilbert does not want anyone staring at, or making eye

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